- Harry Potter Censorship Row [unaddressed]
- IRNA Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes [unaddressed]
The Harry Potter issue was on whether we should allow the hypothetical demon summoning in the book Harry Potter. I chose the following response because IRNA does not tolerate different religions. God is Great
"I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Thomas Suzuki. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
Red Rimmed eyes was for drugs, i said that we should not allow it because god does not appreciate that.
"My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer George W. Barnes. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."