- When Persian Cats Attack! [unaddressed]
Persian cats are attacking citizens and harming or killing them. We in IRNA decided to rid ourselves of the vermin.
"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Peggy Hamilton, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
- Cancer Sufferer Demands Euthanasia Bill [unaddressed]
We in IRNA chose this option because it is devout and shows God's will.
"I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Mia Patel. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."