- Put The Phone Down On Cold Calling? [unaddressed]
- IRNA came to this decision because we are very conservative and do not want door to door sales invading our privacy.
- "This has to stop," says mild-mannered parent Ella al-Zahawi. "My family can't even have dinner without being interrupted at least five times by telemarketers or door-to-door salesmen! My privacy is being invaded! The government ought to ban all forms of unrequested solicitations from salespeople. The sanity of the populace is at stake here!
- Wipe Out Graffiti? [unaddressed]
- IRNA does not appreciate the defacing of our country, with this sacrilegious "art" trash covering out city walls.
- "It's a disgrace!" declares Clint Cheswick, middle class and proud of it. "I can't even go downtown without seeing these hideous eyesores debasing the streets! We need to arrest the scumbags at the root of this, lock them up, and teach them a jolly good lesson! More policemen on the beat should do the ticket, even if it does require a slight augmentation in taxes!"