- "Don't Dam Our Rivers, Damnit!" Say Protesters [unaddressed]
- I really chose this position for IRNA because there was no evidence on what side we would have picked, so as IRNA is generally an evil state I decided to destroy some wildlife.
- "Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Chastity Dimitrov. "While IRNA may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting IRNA? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create.
- Taxpayers On Strike! [unaddressed]
- We in IRNA will not allow a rebellion of any sorts, and all who refuse to pay their taxes will face consequences, like prison or bigger fines. Cooperate with the government and you will not be harmed.
- "IRNA can't survive when people don't pay their taxes!" retorts Steffan Cruz, the head of IRNA's Revenue Bureau. "Citizens may feel that they need to keep all of their Iranian Rials, but the government needs it too! Without taxation, how can we build roads, schools and hospitals? How can we protect the people from themselves? We need to give the police broad powers to lay down the law on these tax-evading scum until they pay up."