- Not A Drop To Drink [unaddressed]
- IRNA is currently in a drought, (much like California) and we need to be as smart and safe as possible to make sure no one important dies because of wasteful people in out country.
- "We have no choice but to ration water," says Gregory Nagasawa, Chief of the IRNA City Department of Public Works. "We can't afford to let what little water we have slip through our fingers. We must clamp down on how much water each person is allowed to use. If our more wasteful citizens complain because they'll have to actually think about how much water they pour down the drain, all the better for the rest of us."
- A Capital Idea [unaddressed]
- We in IRNA decided that the rioting people asking for the government to release all control were idiots, and instead decided to compromise by giving them a little more freedom
- "Hey, aren't we all being a little extreme about this?" says noted economist, Gregory Steele. "Surely we could just keep the key industries, such as the electricity and water supplies, under government control and lessen the regulations on the others so they could function more independently? That way, the people can't complain that they are at the mercy of big business, and industries such as retail can function more effectively."