- The Sky Is Falling [unaddressed]
- We decided to go on the military side with the airplane issue, and we are now upping the security by alot. No one will be able to get by our security.
- "It's a no-brainer," says Hack Washington, frisking you as you enter the meeting. "Put police officers on every flight, armed and ready to deal with those blasted sky pirates! It's deterrence and protection wrapped up in one. If anyone so much as says the word 'bomb' they'd better watch out!"
- Stop The Suits, Say Surgeons [unaddressed]
- We decided the best solution to stop the high rising rate of cost and suits was to put the doctors as state workers, and make health care a part of everyone's tax cost, but free.
- "The problem is capitalism," insists Elizabeth Smith, while trying to burn an Iranian Rial with a lighter. "The doctors are only trying to help their patients, and those class traitors at the insurance industry are only trying to make a profit out of people's misery on those rare occasions when things go wrong. I say we outlaw the insurance industry and then the good doctors will be safe while the bad ones go out of business. Everyone wins! Apart from the insurance people, I guess.