- Right Of Way Or Wrong Of Way? [unaddressed]
- We decided to just give the right to the Hikers, because we are strong believers in religion and tradition, and we don't want to ruin the tradition of a hundred years of peacefully hiking. They will do no harm, and if they do they will be punished accordingly.
- Harry du Pont, a famous hiker of IRNA's countryside, storms into your office, arms waving dangerously. "These pompous land owners are fencing off hundreds of years of tradition! The public should have right of way by law! It is every man's right to be able to enjoy the scenic beauty of our native lands and I don't see why some toffee-nosed prat should be the only person allowed to walk around his hundreds of acres of land when most of us don't even have one! It's simply unforgivable! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a walk! Wherever I ruddy well like!"
- A Question Of Sport [unaddressed]
- We will not change our traditional sports field for another team, especially not a foreign team. Who will pay for these ridiculous demands? Not us. If the sports players are so special that they cannot play on a field two inches less, then they will not play with us. We will support our own teams, and make them rise to the top. We don't need the help of foreigners anyways.
- "There's nothing wrong with our stadiums!" shouts sports fan Agnes McGuffin, waving a crowd rattle and blowing a vuvuzela. "They're just the right size for the sports I grew up playing! Why should we change the rules of our national sport just to please a bunch of foreigners? I say we support our team! And play by our own traditional rules! We should get rid of those silly foreign sports and their 'rules'!"